Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Know it all Liberals Think They can Improve on Perfect
Irrespective of this winter's colder than normal temperatures, the cyclical nature of the earth and common sense itself, these radicals obviously believe they can tamper with nature without severe consequences. Do these folks truly believe that, in their relatively short lifetimes, that they can improve on the a system that has thrived for millions of years without their help?
They refuse to acknowledge that cow farts, decay, decomposition and digestion contribute far greater to the earth's toxic gasses than any car or airplane. Attempting to manipulate the weather and creating a very serious problem in response to "global warming", is extremely short-sided at best.
Haven't these guys ever seen Terminator 2?
Pirate Justice, Finding Souls and Tough Republican Roads
Somali pirates seize control of U.S. ship and continue to hold captain hostage. A U.S. Navy destroyer has been dispatched to the area. Not so good for the pirates.
Ten priests from the University of Notre Dame say that the school "risks its soul" by inviting Obama to speak . I wonder how mad and these folks were over far worst sins committed amongst their bretheren. I hope this isn't the first thing that made these guys angry recently.
Spies and hackers are breaking into our national electrical grid. That doesn't sound too good.
Michael Steele isn't happy that the Republican Party sent 36 people of color to their NATIONAL convention. The road is even tougher than I thought. 36?? Amazing!!
Charges against former Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens have been dropped.
Cop fails drug test and gives most idiotic excuse ever heard.
I wonder how many of these folks still condemn Michael Vick?
I cannot believe it has been 15 years since the death of Kurt Cobain.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
North Korean missiles, Lizard Science and Color-Coded Cars
UN Panel suggests that the world go to single currency in order to stem the affects from the recession. No thank you Mr. NWO.
Republicans are pissed at Georgia Senator Johnny Isakson for promoting legislation that requires children to participate in a "charitable activity". As much as I agree with public service, I oppose government imposed compulsory service. Senator Isakson is a clear example of a "big-government" Republican who is anything but a conservative. Besides that, isn't an army of government-controlled children a little too Nazian for the US?
Some states are looking to impose mandatory drug tests on welfare recipients. Does this apply to the guys at AIG or only those on the lower end of the totem pole. Again, we have more quasi-conservatives who are very willing to use maximum government power; but only when it applies against others.
The Pentagon releases a plan based on salamanders and lizards that will allow soldiers to regrow lost limbs and other body parts. If I was the one that lost a limb, I might feel differently. But, growing human body parts seems a bit creepy.
The state of California continues to provide glowing examples of liberal lunacy. In their battle to combat "global warming", they now ready to outlaw cars with black paint. Causes global warming, you know. Pretty soon, everyone in California will drive white-painted cars that weigh 100 lbs. The car will get 50 mpg, but they'd kill you and your entire family if you hit a stop sign at 15 mph.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Mexico Imposes Santions on U.S., AIG's Money Grab and a Texan Prison's Animal House
AIG takes $173B in taxpayer money and promptly pays $165M in bonuses. Please explain to me how this whole thing is not a big money grab. They took the commissions on the front end, the bailout in the middle to cover their losses; now they are grabbing a few extra bucks as they flip taxpayers the bird.
Washington D.C. is in the midst of an serious AIDS epidemic. An estimated 3% of the population is infected.
Alberta weather stations witness record low temperatures for March. I guess that's more proof of global warming. According to Al Gore, we only have about 8.5 years left before we burn.
Feds give notice that they are going after Ruth Madoff's assets. They seek an estimated $70M.
Texas prisoners living it up in their own version of Animal House.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Teachers against Standards, Chinese Torture and the Weirdest Mommy/Daddy Story You'll ever See
The Tibetan people continue to suffer under Chinese rule. When people around the world struggle under tyrancial rule, the United States should at least be a voice against that tyranny. However, our government is impotent when it comes to dealing with China. We've lost our ability to fairly criticize them. They are by far our largest financier. They manufacture almost all of the goods we use in this country. Recently, they've been buying cheap American real estate under the economic downturn. Even when they harrass our ships, we don't do much.
Newt Gingrich criticizes Rush Limbaugh for his comment about wanting Obama to fail. Limbaugh blasts back at Newt and the battle is underway.
Muslim woman in line at the credit union she used for 10 years asked to go leave line. Because of her hijab (head scarf), she was forced to bank in a room in the back.
Female Iron Chef Cat Cora and her "wife" are both pregnant.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Convenient Conservatism, Burris in Chains and the Best Job in the World
Meanwhile, Obama's plan to leave Iraq is about to be unveiled.
Fed Chair Ben Bernanke tells the American public to ignore their lying eyes/ears and don't believe that we are about to nationalize our banks.
Roland Burris is milking his fifteen minutes of fame. I think that he's about to chain himself to his office desk. Although he is under enormous pressure to resign his Senate seat, he refuses. I guess he thinks he can keep changing his story depending on who's asking.
This is jive!! 102-year-old woman wins lawsuit in court. Those on the losing side try to wait her out by appealing.
How long are we going to keep messing around with North Korea? ...and Syria?
Strong candidate for Best Job in the World.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Emulating Chavez, Syrian Olive Branches and the World's Worst Security Guards
GM and Chrysler are back at the table requesting $22B in taxpayer funds. In the meantime, they will layoff 47,000 workers. I wonder if we are going to nationalize these guys too.
Yeah, and for those that don't see a problem with the growing size of government, try this one on for size.
Okay, who is really surprised that Roland Burris lied about how he attained his Illinois Senate seat? When he said that he didn't talk to anyone close or related to former Gov. Blagojevich, he didn't know that his brother was included. Yeah, okay.....and the fundraising for Blago? Mere coincidence.
Syrian President Assad extends olive branch to America. In regards to leadership he said "there is no substitute for the United States." Agreed. Now, cut off all military ties to Hizbollah and Hamas and maybe we can meet you half-way.
Obama does his own version of a "surge" in Afghanistan. Hopefully, we'll send a portion of those 17,000 troops to find Omar, bin Laden and Al-Zawahiri while they're up there.
When Mitt Romney has to sell two of his four mansions, you know it has been a bad day on Wall Street.
U.N. announces that five tons of bombs have been stolen in Gaza. By coincidence, they were being guarded by Hamas.
Strippers arrested for being strippers, thanks to a "new law" signed by Gov. Jeb Bush. Charges include soliciting a drink.
Monday, February 16, 2009
The Era of Big Government
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham is in favor of nationalizing the banking system.
The State of California once again proves that big government socialism does not work. As Margaret Thatcher once said, "Eventually, you run out of other peoples' money." As the state faces a $42B shortfall, I think that ol' Terminator himself would agree.
Hugo Chavez just won a victory that eliminates term-limits and effectively makes him dictator for life.
Facebook determines once you sign up, they own the rights to everything you post indefinitely, even if you close your account.
Okay, I'll change it up a bit from our country's metamorphosis to some things that are a bit more American.
Michael Phelps will not face charges for his infamous bong photo.
Airline crew caught with 5 kilos of cocaine in their baggage.
Fake "evil twin" defense isn't a viable criminal defense strategy.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Bi-partisan stimulus, Half-Empty Darwinists and Proud Women Drivers
All-star baseball player, Alex Rodriguez admits to using performing-enhancing drugs in 2003, his MVP season. Now, by no means do I condone or agree with using steroids. But, I do not believe that sports is any of the government's business.
Darwinists in favor of a secular society, put up a billboard suggesting that people "Evolve beyond Belief". This is after they ran Ben Stein away from the University of Vermont. I can blast this up in multiple pieces on various levels. Suffice it to say, there are two type of people. Some say "If I can see it, I will believe it." Others say, "If you believe it, you see it." Choose wisely.
Joint Chiefs Chairman Mike Mullen says that we won't need more than 30,000 troops to accomplish the mission in Afghanistan. I wonder how many of those will go to find Osama bin Laden, Mullah Omar and Ayman Al-Zawahiri? Until we get those out of the picture, capturing and killing the pawns will remedy nothing.
Saudi princess says she is ready to defy her country's ban on women drivers and take the wheel herself. They say that driving is too much of a "sinful temptation" for women to handle. Good for her!! Keep on driving sister until you ladies are voting and have equal rights.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Our Country in Turmoil
I guess when Obama said that buying American is only "common sense", it didn't go over very well in Canada and Europe.
After launching their first satellite into space, Iran says that the United States must get used to their "civilian" nuclear program. Yeah okay. How about you guys getting used to being target practice? Looks like we're going to "talk" first. Let me know how that works out.
As if the price of the so-called "stimulus" package wasn't large enough already, lobbyists want their turn at adding in a few goodies of their own.
Eric Holder promises to be a nice boy and not to go on any "witch hunts" over any Wall Street crimes. Given the state of our economy and the massive fraud on multiple levels, he must have lost either his mind or his courage.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Finding Conservatism a Few Years too Late
Please allow your boy time to gloat. I knew this was going to happen. I called it a four years ago and it made Townhall.com stop taking my columns. Everyone just couldn't understand why I was being critical when Bush's approval ratings were still high and it looked like we'd be in power for many years to come.
I guess they were slightly mistaken.
After getting trounced by Democrats and losing control of both houses of Congress and the White House, today's GOP is attempting to find their soul and elect new leadership in order to bring former Republicans back while gathering some new votes.
I still don't think that they understand. They only find their conservatism when somebody else is in line to benefit. They were quiet when the Republican Congress was spending to levels that would make Bill Clinton blush. They were quiet while the previous administration pillaged our Constitution and consolidated more executive power than any other in American history. Most recently, they were quiet as Americans forked over $700B that eventually was stolen by people on their side of the fence.
This "Big Brother, as long as it's my brother" attitude has caught up with them. The principled party that I gravitated to has become a "me and mine" party that is okay with big government as long as it's Republicans who are imposing it.
Maybe one day they'll get it.
Monday, January 26, 2009
GOP Needs to Erase Republicanism in Favor of Conservatism
Monarchy Denied!!!!
Instead, he selects a NY Congresswoman that is in favor of gun rights and enforcing our immigration policy. Even better!!!
Caroline Kennedy needs to earn her Senate seat. This is not 15th century Whales, okay? We are not a monarchy.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Israel's "Mission Accomplished" Moment
About 1,300 Palestinians have died in the battle compared to only 13 Israelis. However, I don't believe that this ever was a traditional war where success can be measured by the amount of corpses in the streets. Just like our former President used to say, this is more of a battle of hearts and minds than rockets and tanks.
This looks like a sad repeat to the Lebanon battle of 2006 when the leaders of Hizbollah gained immense notoriety, and even aid from Russia, after their war with Israel.
It's going to be tough on whoever wins the Israeli election when those guys start doing their mischief again. You cannot say you've had full success when these guys are still floating around. How is that possible?
Obviously, Hamas has to go. Ditto for Hizbollah and the others. It can be done, just not in this fashion. Will clarify shortly.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
History is Made Today in our Country
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Allowing Murderers Free Reign
I don't understand why more emphasis isn't placed on capturing this guy. We had opportunities to kill him in the past, but we decided against it. You'll hear people say that bin Laden has been minimized. I disagree vehemently. Until we get rid of him, al-Zawahiri and Mullah Omar, we cannot pretend that we're winning the War on Terror. These guys are very patient. They'll simply wait us out and return later in an attempt to kill/hurt Americans.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Foreign Puppeteers, Virgin Mary Detectives and Private School Hypocrisy
Meanwhile, the propaganda war continues.
As the United Nations neared a vote on a ceasefire plan orchestrated by Condi Rice, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert gets pissed at the language. According to a recent speech, he told his assistants "Get President Bush on the phone!". His assistants tell Olmert that Bush was in the middle of a speech in Philadelphia. Olmert says "I don't care. I need to talk to him now!" Bush got off of the podium and took the call. Bush immediately called Condi Rice and told her not to vote on the bill that she planned, coordinated and lobbied for; leaving her very embarrassed according to Olmert. Can someone explain to me why a foreign country is calling our shots? This is complete BS!!! Talk about puppets and puppeteers!!! However, it looks like it may change under an Obama administration. UPDATE: Condi Rice says that she was going to abstain all along. Okay. Say that's true. Olmert still called Bush and got him off of the stage in Philly. Bush still called Condi in an attempt to have her modify her vote. Again, I say this is horse squeeze.
Barack's Education Secretary tackles the No Child Left Behind act. Liberals always scream against vouchers for parents trapped in failing schools. However, as soon as they can afford to, they send their kids to private school. Why they don't use their own kids to "strengthen the public schools"? I guess their own kids' education is too important to roll the dice.
North Korea is determined to continue their nuclear program. Now, that's a surprise.
For those who continue to see the Virgin Mary in toast, cereal, clouds, salsa, open wounds etc., the Vatican wants you to be quiet until they can send their detectives to verify that it's actually the Virgin Mary. Hey, I'll save them some and say NO, that ain't her!! If you see the Virgin Mary in your oatmeal, you need to lay off of the shrooms.
Barack Obama appears to be in a hurry to remove several executive orders enacted by the previous administration.
Speaking of Obama, black men have become increasingly inspired by Obama's presidency.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Voting on Apartheid, Shiny Closed Bathrooms and the Mad Dash out of California
Ponzi financier Bernie Madoff avoids jail while awaiting trial for the $50B he ripped off from investors including his own sister. Although he tried to hide his assets by mailing a million dollars worth of jewerly and another $174M in personal checks, the judge decided that it was cool for him to be assigned to his $7M condo.
Senate Democrats will finally seat Roland Burris. this week.
After spending $500,000 to remodel the bathrooms, MARTA decides to close the bathrooms to save money. Only government can be that inefficient.
Businesses are running out of California. Couldn't be because of their high taxes, could it?
It looks like it will be tough for Obama to close Gitmo even within the first 100 days of his presidency. What will happen to the people being held there is anybody's guess.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Unlucky Pirates, Bush's Bad Timing and Terrible Friends at the FCC
This is hilarious. Global warming wackos are now targeting Google. You also now you have scientists forecasting another ice age. These folks' idiocy never ceases to amaze me. An average temperature is just that; average. Sometimes it's warmer than normal. Other times it's colder. It's as natural as...SEASONS!!! They never consider the Earth's natural cycles. I also wonder why they never consider the sun's activity. Now, that's a novel idea!!
Good and bad news for the Somali pirates. The good news: they were paid a handsome $3 million ransom for the return of the ship and its crew. The bad news? They didn't live long enough to spend it.
Apparently Bush vetoed the Israeli's request to bomb Iran, I guess he gave them this war instead. Now it's being reported that we're looking for a contractor to deliver American weaponry to Israel. However, the Pentagon says it is not related to Gaza. I guess it's just bad timing.
Proof that red light cameras are only there to generate income for the local government.
FCC chairman Kevin Martin says delaying the digital change mandate would not benefit consumers because it would "confuse them". Hey Kevin, stop worrying about us. Americans don't need friends like you. Look, I personally don't need a converter box. But, there are plenty of Americans that didn't have satellite or cable that are being forced to because of this obvious gift to the satellite and cable companies.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Diamonds in the Mail, Overpriced Coffee Makers and Hungry Prisoners
Is it possible to be pro-peace, pro-Israel and pro-Palestine at the same time? I say YES!!!! That's because I'm a walking, living, breathing example of that idea.
Corrupt investor Bernie Madoff knows he's going to spend a good number of years in jail or be forced to pay restitution to some of the people he bilked out of their life savings. So, he decides to be proactive and give away his diamonds and other jewerly to his friends and family. Cops also found $173M in personal checks that he planned to distribute to them. Those money grubbing folks who lost all of their money aren't getting their hands on his assets.
The state of our educational system is in shambles. In Chicago, taxpayers are on the hook for $67,000 in order to purchase 30 cappuchino machines. Meanwhile in Detroit, their schools are running out of enough light bulbs and toilet paper to operate.
Judge locks Alabama sheriff in his own jail for almost starving his inmates. According to the Alabama law, he was able to keep all of the money he didn't spend out of the allotted food budget.
Sarah Palin is no fan of Keith Olbermann, Tina Fey and Katie Couric. Surprise, surprise. However, she does raise some interesting points.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Rule of Law, Crying Senators and downplaying Terrorist Masterminds
Obama names watchdog that he'll use to monitor and control federal spending. Yeah, she'll be very proactive. She'll be like that SEC enforcement guy in the movie Boiler Room. I'm sure she'll start the day after Obama's $800 billion dollar stimulus bill is enacted.
As our State Department announces that bin Laden and Al-Queda has been rendered impotent, Al-Queda's #2 is blaming Barack Obama for the war in Gaza. I'm sure it's convenient for them to say that in order to protect their legacy. But, the reality of the situation is that these guys can still plan, organize and distribute their message. As long as they are walking around freely, they are a threat.
Florida's GOP Chair Jim Greer is set to endorse Michael Steele for the RNC Chair position. That's good news. But, he still has a long way to go.
Diane Feinstein has her poor little feelings hurt that she wasn't consulted on the Leon Panetta pick for CIA Chief. Pobrecita!!!!!
Former Atlanta Falcon Bob Whitfield's gold-digging ex-wife is whining that she cannot continue to live her lifestyle on a measly $113k per year. Time to get a day job cutie.
Hillary Clinton is expected to breeze through confirmation.
Gaza Update
The death count now nears 700. But, the rocket fire is at its highest point since the war started. What gives? If the mission has been as successful as we're being told, why haven't they stopped the rockets that has been the subject of the entire mess?
Even if this particular mission stops sometime in the near future, the peace won't last. Any peace that comes from this will be temporary at best. Real solutions are necessary to fix this problem.
Hamas needs to be surgically removed. They are no partner to peace and will be an obstacle to any true arrangements of peace. However, killing 70 civilians while targeting 5 militants won't win many friends or credibility.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Today's Tidbits
Bill Richardson has withdrew his name from consideration to become the next Commerce Secretary.
American Muslim family gets kicked off an AirTran flight for asking which seats are safest. AirTran has since apologized and reimbursed the family for the additional expenses they incurred.
The Obama administration is getting their new economic stimulus package together. It appears that it will be ready by early February and will could cost as much as a trillion dollars. Spending in this country is at an all-time high. It's a disgrace that a Republican administration jump started this new "shopping-spree" mentality where we casually spend hundreds of billions of dollars with very few questions.
Teaching moderate Islam on Arab television.
Now the anti-smoking nazis are targeting third hand smoke. Gimme a break.
Female suicide bomber kills 38 people in Baghdad.
I can understand a person being a pet lover. But, c'mon. Jumping into a frozen pond to save your dog? What makes it worse is the dog escapes while she drowns.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Tensions escalate in Gaza
Although the Israelis say their target is Hamas and to prevent rocket fire, the rockets continue. That's because it's virtually impossible to prevent guerrilla attacks in traditional warfare. Therefore, we can look forward to a long operation with many additional casualties, few results and increased tensions.
The whole thing over there is a mess that cannot be solved through military force. Say a Hamas operative sends off a rocket and kills an innocent Israeli. Then Israel blows up an entire neighborhood looking for that operative, they may be successful in killing that operative. But, you've also gained more enemies.
It's a never-ending cycle that will continue until somebody changes their thinking. It's silly to believe that Israel can gain peace with Hamas while Hamas their militant arm seeks the destruction of Israel, intimidates their civilians through rocket fire, while not even recognizing their right to live in peace. That's not a true partner to peace.
It's naive for Israel to believe they can gain peace in the Palestinian territories by enforcing their own little version of apartheid. Banning foreign journalists and preventing humanitarian aid only works to their detriment.
Somebody needs to show true leadership in order to really establish peace.