Thursday, May 29, 2008

Food TV's Most Zestful Personality Branded Terrorist

Say it ain't so Rachel! According to Michelle Malkin, Food Network's rising star and Dunkin Donuts cover girl Rachel Ray has turned to the dark side. She's been tricking us all along. Talks of boycotts have been whispered and the citizens have been engaged. This should not be tolerated! How dare she hide behind that pretty smile and bubbly personality all the while planning to bomb us? How could she have the gall to give us those wonderful food tips and delightful recipes only to harbor deep sympathy with Hizbollah, Yassir Arafat and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? Is she trying to poison us? Come to think of it, she may be hiding Osama bin Laden in her basement!!!
Give me a break Michelle. This boycott would make Jesse Jackson blush. What? Are you going to extort some money now? There is no issue here; no hidden messages to Palestian terrorists. Rachel Ray and her wardrobe crew were making a fashion statement, not a political one. Of course Dunkin Donuts conceded and pulled the ad. They didn't want this fight.
Is this where we've come to? Are there not more serious issues facing America than the color-coding talents of television personalities and their make-up and wardrobe artists?

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